Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Pet rescue after the end of the world

Some pet lovers in the USA have formed a business to care for pets after the Rapture (when true-believing christians are spirited away and non-believers remain behind on planet earth).  Apparently they are already doing a good trade with over a hundred families signing up (for US$135 for the first pet + US$20 per additional pet).  Scam or essential service?  You be the judge.

Read more Cairns Pet News from Cairns Vet Clinic.

Read more about Pet Services after the rapture

on news.com.au: http://www.news.com.au/technology/atheists-offer-pet-help-after-judgment-day/story-e6frfro0-1226058673384

Atheists offer pet help after doomsday

Pets

How will you know for sure how your pets will be cared for after you're gone? Picture: Thinkstock WHEN Judgment Day comes - which some US Christian fundamentalists insist will happen on Saturday - have you thought about what you're going to do with the family dog and cat?

In 26 US states, you could have them rescued and adopted by enterprising atheists who have set up a business to care for the animal companions of any Christians who are selected to go to heaven when Jesus Christ comes back.

"You've committed your life to Jesus. You know you're saved. But when the Rapture comes, what's to become of your loving pets who are left behind?" Eternal Earth-Bound Pets says on its website, offering to "take that burden off your mind". 

 

Eternal Earth-bound Pets website

Eternal Earth-bound Pets website
The post-Doomsday pet rescue service already has 259 clients, who have paid $135 for the first pet and $20 for each additional pet at the same address, to ensure the faithful animal companions are looked after and loved even when their Christian owners have gone to the other side.

All the rescuers are sworn atheists, which means they will definitely be left behind on Earth, ready to rescue pets after the Rapture, which one US Christian fundamentalist group has pencilled in for Saturday.

When Judgement Day happens, Eternal Earth-Bound Pets co-founder Bart Centre "will notify all of our rescuers to go into action and they will drive to the homes of anyone who's signed a contract with us, pick up their pets and take them home and adopt them as their own, keeping them happy and healthy for the rest of their lives.

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